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The Center Brain

You can commune with your Toe in another way — one that won't radically revolutionize your consciousness. Nez Masters call this exchange the "Transpsychic Oracle Extraordinaire, Naturally Always In Light" (TOENAIL). Your TOENAIL can give you specific, mundane advice. Ask, "Does he really love me?" or "Should I ask for a raise?" — you know, the standard horary questions — and you'll receive a straight answer. Ask metaphysical questions, as well.

You may find that asking is a meditation in itself. The answer might appear as a symbolic picture or however your "antennae" pick up trans-sensory information.

Be aware of how you phrase the question. Foggy or open-ended questions receive foggy or open-ended answers. For example, you ask, "Should I do A or B?" You wait for an A or B answer. However, what if the outcome is C or D — all or none of the above?

The same cautions that apply to major communions with your Toe apply here: go against its advice, and you must pay. (Your Toe doesn't punish you; it's your decision that does.)

The TOENAIL is a small part of your Toe, and I'll share a secret with you. Your Toe ISN'T your spirit, your higher self, or anything imaginable. Many try to squeeze the understanding of their Toe into some tight-fitting, pre-manufactured SHOE (Someone's Hologram Of Everything). This, however, inversely violates the Friendly Borg Principle. You can extrapolate other systems into IROOT:NOTics, but not visa versa. If you extrapolate (especially in public), the new structure won't successfully integrate. Static will reign.

To keep in tune, remember: Cynics are Left-Brain Dependent, and True Believers are Right-Brain Dependent. Try thinking with your Center-Brain. (Not to be confused with your Core-Brain.) After the Toe, the Center-Brain is our least understood meta-organ. It represents humanity's Grail of Salvation. The Nez Master, Rasa Malai, shares an example of Center-Brain understanding.

"I listen to reasons that prove 'Free Will' is true. They sound logical, and I believe. I listen to reasons that prove 'Fate' is true. They sound logical, and I believe. Yet, each truth is exclusive. Each prevents the other from being true. Therefore, both are false. This sounds logical, and I believe. I move now to the Fifth Way."

Most people can't access the Center-Brain. The polarized bands of paradox produce a perpetual plethora of grey noise, disrupting communication. Because so many bands bind and blind us, you'd think that the Center-Brain would shrivel in atrophy. But it doesn't. It exists beyond the limits set by the planetary consciousness and the laws of physics.

Establishing communication with your Center-Brain is like crossing a river. You jump on one stone and then another, until you reach the shore. A stone represents a paradox, and jumping on it means that your Toe has seared the paradox.

The best I can say is, you are the shadow that your Toe casts from the Mystery. I could say that it's your direct link to the Void, except whatever I said would be not It. For instance, your Toe is invisible, right? Well, it is and it isn't. If your Fifth Eye was open, you would understand. (The Fifth Eye, located just below the Fourth Eye, is actually a pair of "eyes.") Humans, at this stage of their evolution, are lucky if their Third Eye pops open.

Ironically, Toes are like humans. A human is primarily a receiver of vibrations. Your eyes receive light, and your ears receive sound. The other sense apparatuses function similarly: taste buds, skin, and nose thingies. Like Venus Fly Traps with legs, we wait for tasty stimulations to land on us. The Toe, however, is infinitely more receptive than our senses. It makes the "vacuum of space" look more dense than a mountain of lead.

Q:  "How, then, can the Toe send information if it's so yin?"

A:  "Your Toe is ALWAYS dipped in the ur-Tide, which functions as a transformer. Messages are delivered through this large medium. The ur-Tide translates and sends the Toe's intention into something that we may comprehend."

Use these meta-organs. They are an untapped resource that rests actively at the heart of IROOT:NOTology.

Q:  "Why do I have to be an IROOT:NOTian to tap my Toe?"

A:  "Why do you have to be Catholic to receive Holy Communion? Why must you pay outrageous fees for $cientology 'secrets'? Everything costs. Ideological slackers don't like this news, preferring free metaphysical lunches. It is, however, information to chew on."

Find the answers. Touch your Toe. Life is a gift. Live.