IROOT:NOT — FAQ

By request of the Grand Counsil of Nez Masters who span over 90 centuries of good taste in transharmonic psychospiritual epigenetic fusion, the Rev. Dr. Evin O'Ryan takes a moment to share definitive, fleeting-edge insights concerning some Frequently Asked Questions about IROOT:NOT — the International Royal Order Of The: Nomads of Truth.

#1:

Q:  What is IROOT:NOT?

A:  Better to ask, "What is IROOT:NOT not"?

Q:  Okay — what is IROOT:NOT not?

A:  I do not know.

#2:

Q:  Please share one effect that IROOT:NOT has on people.

A:  As an allegory, it removes the wings from caterpillars. One day, caterpillars transform into butterflies and then fly; they do not have to push, imagine, or wish. It is a natural process.

#3:

Q:  Where does IROOT:NOTics lead?

A:  IROOT:NOTics leads to a point within a point.

Q:  And what is that point?

A:  It is the point of Concentric Reality.

Q:  What is Concentric Reality?

A:  It is the stone that hits the pond, generating waves into the past and future.

Q:  But aren't the past and future illusions?

A:  Yes, but the waves are not.

Q:  What is the stone?

A:  A special Awareness.

Q:  But isn't all Awareness special?

A:  Yes, but some than others.

#4:

Q:  Can IROOT:NOTics lighten you up?

A:  Like A/C current.

Q:  Why not D/C?

A:  Because you would fry.

#5:

Q:  How many IROOT:NOTians are there?

A:  One.

Q:  Are you the one?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Then, there are no others.

A:  There are others. To date, you can find card-carrying IROOT:NOTians living on every continent, except for Antarctica.

Q:  But that's more than one.

A:  E. pluribus unum.

#6:

Q:  What is at the heart of IROOT:NOT?

A:  Balance.

#7:

Q:  Is IROOT:NOTics for everyone?

A:  No.

Q:  Why not?

A:  If it was, the world would end.

Q:  Why?

A:  The world would end because the Trans-temporal Quadlinear Holographic Vector Stabilizer (TQHVS) would mosculate to a new frequency.

Q:  What is the TQHVS?

A:  A real-life, real-time, organic slide show.

#8:

Q:  Can I be an IROOT:NOTian?

A:  Anyone with an I Am Key can join.

Q:  Where can I get one?

A:  Do you have one now?

Q:  I do not know.

A:  Then, you know what IROOT:NOT is not.

These statements have not been evaluated by any governmental or religous agency. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any mental, emotional, physical, or spiritual dis-ease, except in cases that it does. These cases are, of course, purely coincidental.